therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm gonna fight the coyote
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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