what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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