yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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