Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
thus making me awesome and them whores
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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