I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize