Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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