arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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