week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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