let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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