some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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