If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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