2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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