I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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