Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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