Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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