I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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