you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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