yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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