the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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