if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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