yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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