We won't sleep together?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
She needs sedatives and a leash
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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