Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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