I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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