Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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