I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
If that was your dad, he is hot
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
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Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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