I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we're making bets on your personal life
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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