bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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