college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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