Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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