I think scott just propositioned me for sex
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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