Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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