would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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