that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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