Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize