Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
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the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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