so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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