if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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