just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
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Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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