If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize