38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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