Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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