The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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