This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Randomize