I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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