I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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