You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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