five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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