I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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