what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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